The Lanne 

When you ask a close friend for nudes no matter if they are in a relationship or not. The close friend then tells you that they're not going to send the nude pictures. The one asking for the nudes.
Then goes on to say that you're his dream girl/guy.

Person 1 (The one asking for the nudes also known as the Lanne)
Person 2 (The one being asked for the nudes)

Person 1: Hey, can you send nudes?

Person 2: What?!?!
Person 1: Please I promise you that I wont tell anyone
Person 2: Ehh, no way I got a boy/girlfriend and you know that already. And I would never do that while I am in a relationship and I doubt I would send it regardless of my relationship status
Person 1: But you're my dream girl in everyway and I really like you<3

Person 2: Yea sure lol

The Lanne by KungsbackaLuffare June 29, 2019

The Lance Armstrong 

A very uncommon re-rack in beer pong which is a variation of the power I, but with the back cup moved slightly to the side to look like a dick with one ball. Also, one could re-rack to a dick and balls, which is 2 cups in the back with two in an I formation off the front, and then promptly remove one cup leaving you with the lance armstrong.

Big Dirty Dan:Dude, we have three cups left what should we rereack to??
Juan: The Lance Armstrong. Fo sho. Yo.

The Lance Armstrong by stevengross September 1, 2009

down the lane 

this is said refering to cutting, a technique usually associated with people known as "emo". This phrase is taken from a joke, saying "make it count" "go down the lane, not across the street" Cutting is when one takes a sharp object (razor usually), when depressed, and cuts their wrist one or more times. saying "go down the lane" is cut down the wrist, not across it. cutting down the wrist is dangerous and even life threatening (if you cut an important artery), compared to across the wrist.

please note* emo is not a label, even though this word often used to describe a certain group of people (and this group is known for cutting more than any other group)

Jenny: "i feel so depressed lately"

Jackie: "Your not going to start cutting are you? Because if you do, make it count! go down the lane not across the street!! ahaha"

*silence*

Jenny: "Your an insensitive bitch and i hate you"

down the lane by Natalie=] January 11, 2009

The Lakner 

The Lakner is believed to be an ancient creature that takes the form of a human being or vice versa. Dating back to 900 B.C. there has been evidence of a creature approximately 15 feet tall with Blue/Gray fur, and has a human like stature. He has very long strong arms with two four fingered hands. Each finger has 4 inch claws that can cut through almost any known solid matter. His legs are very long and may be his most powerful asset, capable of reaching speeds upwards 85 mph and jumping up to 40 feet in the air and crossing a distance of 300 yards with a single leap. Crossing the path of the Lakner is almost always fatal. It is believed by historians and biblical scholars that the Lakner was the one that ate apple off of The Tree of Knowledge. There is no known way to kill or destroy the Lakner. There have been numerous sightings of the Lakner, the most recent was back in 2011 when a truck driver reported that he saw a creature between 10 feet and 15 feet tall with dark fur and glowing yellow eyes. It was said that the creature was chasing down a white sedan and then apparently leaped onto the vehicle, punched a hole in the roof and then proceeded to decapitate the passenger. The vehicle then drove into a ditch. When authorities arrived they found the car completely destroyed, with claw and bite marks all over the body and interior of the car, but the most disturbing thing they found was the that the bodies in the vehicle were completely torn to shreds.

"Holy fucking shit that wasn't a werewolf, that was a Lakner!"

"Sweet mother of Billy Mayes that thing killed Jimmy, I think it was the Lakner!"

"I can't believe I'm being mauled by a Lakner, I mean really what are the odds?"

The Lakner by PapaXray October 11, 2012

The Lance The Lance 

A Sexy Shobert.

You are like the lance the lance, big cock. many niggers

The Lance The Lance by Sheriff Shaq December 9, 2019

The Lance Effect 

When you think you have a lot of hoes around you. Though in reality, you really don’t and your just full of shit.

Symptoms include:
-Blue balls every Wednesday
-Random std’s even though your a virgin
-Big truck=No peen
-Wear golden cleats while playing football
-Thinking your the toughest bitch in the school
-Always carries a big ass knife for no reason at all... seriously stop
-Trash at video games
-Acts like you have a Thanos cock
-Pedo hair

Lance: You dude I got like 63 girls (specifically from counting) that would hook with me at any moment if I asked.
Me: Dude you have THE LANCE EFFECT
Lance: Nah bro, I’m gona own all the hoes I want.

Me: Not with no peen
Me: Dabs on em

The Lance Effect by Senica Boys February 8, 2020

big boner down the lane

Big boner down the lane

p1 "big boner down the lane"
p2 "thats the funniest shit ive ever seen"

big boner down the lane by That one dude you bullied October 2, 2021