The Keval 

A type of dance originated in Rexdale, Toronto, Canada where a person with thurst their hips in a 'humping' motion has the dancers arm move rapidly up and down.

Did you see steve at the club last night? He got the whole place to do The Keval

The Keval by TRXmaster November 23, 2009

The Keval 

The classic prank populated in the early 21st century by AJ "the Animal" Keval, characterized by the "tell your team not to show up for the important meeting with the VP and get them all fired" gag.

"Did you hear about Tim? He got the Keval right in the culo."

The Keval by roderick ang January 2, 2008

The Kemal

A mythical creature only known to be seen whilst blackout. Opulence, he has it.

Characteristics of The Kemal:

-Yells "Get off me!" at random intervals

-Throw bricks through random houses
-Pees down stairs with no regard
-Known to consume roommates food
-Attracts Kappas like a....
-Horrified by microwaved hotdogs
-Addicted to candy
-Knows how to use a satellite radio

Known Whereabouts (in this order):
-Pcaf
-His bed
-In any field howling at the moon
-Playin 2k and kickin raps all day, by the lake, smokin tree til he collapse in broad day

"I drink to black out" - The Kemal

"Are you sure it was me? I don't remember any of that." - The Kemal

The Kemal by Erka Turka April 25, 2011

Kevan the Carrot

Kevan is the evil cousin of Kevin the carrot. He works at Giant and tries to kill his cousin with the help of his Brussels and parsnip.

Kevan the carrot is a Bi@?

Kevan the Carrot by #Kevinthecarrotthebomb.com March 10, 2022