The Jump Start

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The Jump Start involves a pair of jumper cables and two individuals. Place the jumper cables, matching in polarity, to the nipples of each person. Remember: Positive to positive, negative to negative. The individuals then slowly back away from each other. The person who loses both clamps first loses.

Dude, me and Brett were doing The Jump Start last night. The dude’s totally a wimp, he couldn’t even keep at least one on for a minute.

The Jump Start by rastyhaf November 17, 2022

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Jump start the Tug Boat

The act of a male self pleasuring himself through the act of masturbation / wanking or a male or female performing the same act on another male.

I got caught last night trying to jump start the tug boat!

She spent a good 15 minutes last night trying to jump start the tug boat

Jump start the Tug Boat by MegaBuffo November 3, 2017

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jump the shart

Knowing that a baby's diaper only has a small poop in it, that there will be more.

Usage: "I won't change your diaper yet, because I don't want to jump the shart."

jump the shart by OFFICEMIKE January 13, 2014

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the swedish jumpstart

where you wear a battery on you back with jumper cables hooked to it, then you jam the negative in your ass and hook the positive to your balls and then pull you cock

give tibor the back pack and lotion i guess he needs "the swedish jumpstart"

the swedish jumpstart by Macfitster September 3, 2013

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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