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The Josh Battle

The epic battle to keep the name that never took place at 4/24/2021
Hey, did you see the Josh battle?

No, because they pulled an area 51 raid on us and never showed
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The Josh Battle

April 24th, 12:00pm. The day where people with the name Josh gathered at these coordinates, (40.8223286, -96.7982002) they fought, whoever won got to keep the name, everyone else had to change their name, they had a year to prepare
Josh: Hey, remember April 24th?
Charlie: National R*pe Day?
Josh: No, you wafflehead! The Josh Battle!

Battle of the Josh’s 

A day in a middle of a field off the side of the highway in Lincoln, Nebraska, all the Josh’s in the world will fight until there’s only one.
Bro: Hey, it’s national battle of the Josh’s day, you know what that means.
Josh: Really?! I’m winning

battle of the josh 

The battle to decide the done definitive josh
“Did you see the battle of the josh

“Yeah, I thought josh had it in the bag
battle of the josh by Dhsbakdudb April 21, 2021

National battle of the Josh’s 

On April 24th 2021 was the first ever NATIONAL Battle of the Josh’s, The First Victor was named Josh, even though we all thought Josh would win, Josh in fact came on top and won. Hopefully this becomes a yearly event. Every April 24th should be National battle of the Josh’s.
Josh: Hey josh what did you do April 24th.

Other josh: i was at the battle of the josh’s.

3rd josh: Hey josh’s what are you all talking about.

Josh: just the national josh battle.

3rd josh: hopefully i can participate next year if it happens.

National battle of the josh’s: A battle where Josh’s meet up and duke it out to see who is the real and true josh.
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