the jordan effect 

When u beef with a girl name jordan and ya ass gets soggy and flat as a result

"thats the jordan effect for ya

the jordan effect by elisamariaaaaa November 24, 2023

the jordan effect 

when you beef with a girl named jordan, ur ass become sooggier than everrrr. smd ivette

ivette: "Omg why evb sayin my ass soggier than ever"
elisa:"thats the jordan effect for ya"

the jordan effect by elisamariaaaaa November 24, 2023

the jordan effect 

when u beef with jordan ur ass becomes soggier than EVER

soggy butt: "omg why ppl sayin my ass is soggier than ever?"
me: "thats the jordan effect for ya, soggy ass bitch"

the jordan effect by elisamariaaaaa December 2, 2023

The Jordan Effect

Every Month In December Your Bitch Will Miraculously Text/Send Nudes/Hide Text/ Beware It might happen to you.

I woke up out of my sleep to see “the jordan effect” i didn’t know what to do so i left and never came back

Others Have Witnessed “The Jordan Effect Through Messages or Even Weird Snaps.

Beware The Jordan Effect may happen to you

The Jordan Effect by MIKECOXHURSTS December 28, 2025

The Jordan Poole Effect 

Performing or doing better in something, when there are hot women watching.

Homie: “wow you played so good last night”
Me:”yeah, there were some baddies in the stands.. must’ve been the Jordan Poole Effect..”

The Jordan Poole Effect by TheUltimateRizzler February 7, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019