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The Johnson Treatment 

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The treatment of others by former president Lyndon B. Johnson, in which he would hypothetically 'pop one's bubble' to demand their attention. The 'Treatment' was described as having 'a large St. Bernard licking your face and pawing you all over.'

Also used when decribing being 'violated' by unwanted company.
Barkley gave me The Johnson Treatment the other day, so I filed a lawsuit.
The Johnson Treatment by Katy B. November 25, 2006
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The Johnson Treatment 

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Also often referred to as "The JT"; The Random slapping of the (male) genitalia upon the face and neck region. This practice often tests one mates loyalty, and willingness.
At first she didn't like the idea, but then she allowed him to give her the Johnson Treatment.
The Johnson Treatment by Peter Shenyé June 9, 2008
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The Johnson Treatment • The Johnson • The Johnson Effect • The Johnson Curse • The Johnson Crew • The Johnson fam • the Johnson Paradox • pulling the johnson • Trumping the Johnson • The Magic Johnson
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