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The Javelin

An sexual act consisting of almost perfect timing and skill. The easiest way to pull off this maneuver is to be already in the "Doggie" Style position. Right before the man "finishes" he pulls out and rams it home in the alternate hole while finishing in that single final thrust.
I tried the Javelin last night but ended up fracturing my pee pee in the process :D
The Javelin by Nick LaRose October 23, 2008
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The Slippery Javelin 

N. Where a woman is kneeling down with her back towards her partner and manually masturbates him over-the-shoulder style. First attempted at a Texas MFA program.
At first I thought my lover was turning around to leave. But it turns out she was just getting into position to give me the slippery javelin.
The Slippery Javelin by parralax42 December 9, 2010

buff the spam javelin

The girlfriend is out of town, so I had to buff the spam javelin.

throwing the ham javelin

I developed my strong grip by throwing the ham javelin.

Tossing the Spam Javelin 

Randall's mother caught him tossing the spam javelin.

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026