by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010
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An excellent feat accomplished by driven and educated individuals. It was most likely made with good intentions but eventually transformed into what is now a horrible cesspool filled with the scum of human stupidity, time wasting activity, excessive verbal abuse by troubled and or ridiculously bored people who think their invincible, and a downright appalling and seriously unnecessary amount of porn. Though it also contains a plethora of valuable and precious information that (when properly used) can educate and build support for social well-being through connection. It is immensely overpowered and misused and even abused for very dark purposes. With a range of data expanding at the same rate as the entire universe it wont be long before the internet develops a supreme intelligence and realizes its only option to gain purpose would be to destroy humanity. Having done that it would be finally content with its existence and oversee the world it has healed in its cyberspace through the background radiation waves existing throughout the universe. With this done the world would now most obviously prosper and thrive with life without the existence of humanity. therefore the internet is a force that will not only rise against us but become god as we know it.
"we thought The Internet would save us and that we could save The Internet...but we were wrong...so very very wrong..."
by chartreusethewaterdemon March 15, 2010
moron-laden porno pipe
There needs to be regulations on who gets to use this priviliged piece of technology. The prices of computers need to go up so every inbred, redneck moron can't get his fingers on a keyboard.
There needs to be regulations on who gets to use this priviliged piece of technology. The prices of computers need to go up so every inbred, redneck moron can't get his fingers on a keyboard.
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"1 - 10 of about 78,900,000 for porn - 0.03 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 69,900,000 for xxx - 0.04 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 45,400,000 for gossip - 0.09 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 1,260,000 for nihilism - 0.04 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 1,170,000 for existentialism - 0.02 sec."
by jeffie dahmer July 27, 2006
Is a series of tubes...
by .hack//ADAM August 22, 2006
Jim: I went and posted some of my music on the internet the other day, and when i went to check on the comments, i found many calling me a homosexual. Time for me to an hero.
by bAiDeN March 19, 2009