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The Hammer of Thor

A form of Cock and Ball Torture where one is strapped naked outside during a thunderstorm and has a lightning rod inserted into the urethra. Should a bolt of lightning strike it, they achieve the power of Thor.
Simp 1: “bruh my girl is gonna give me The Hammer of Thor if it rains tonight.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”
by Monkey Shagger May 1, 2020
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By the Hammer of Thor

An Exclamation, A Reference to the Tool used by the Mythological God of Thunder, Cursing without Cursing
by AbrahamRunning December 16, 2007
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