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The Gunnar B © 

Large friendly, yellow, couch potato. Sometimes referred to as dog, but swears he is human. Loves to spread his "gunnar glitter" like it's the VID-19. The Gunnar B likes peepaw, cheezburgs, takoes, and any other human foods he can find. Belly rubs are required for friendship. Unlimited kisses included. Prefers to be far away from his 8 siblings, must must be centimeters away from mom at all times. Will kill for a pup cup.

Accomplishments:
- Graduated community college with an AAS in photography
- Currently works at a pet store, "stocking" treats and toys (not to be left unattended)
- Can eat a whole couch in under a minute
- Solely owns and operates his very own photography business, Gunnar B's Photography

WARNING: may lick you to death, unless you choke on his gunnar glitter first or steal his peepaw. NEVER steal the peepaw.
The Gunnar B © is the best dog ever!

I LOVE my Gunnar B! 5 stars!
The Gunnar B © by certifiedagent December 7, 2023
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breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

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Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
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That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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