The Glonzo

When you take a 5 - gallon bucket of donut glaze and rub it on Tom Koch's stomach.

Did you hear what he did Saturday?! He gave him the Glonzo!

by rimmy87 October 27, 2014

Glonzo Issue

A political concern held by a significant portion of low-information voters in a given electorate that either completely misidentifies the cause of a real problem or is based on fears that have no basis in reality. Named after a joke on Bluesky about 25% of people believing a creature called "Glonzo" chewing through power lines causes high electricity prices.

Climate change is real, but half the base thinks it's caused by space lasers. It's a total Glonzo issue.

by Lilith_NightRose July 11, 2025