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The Glonzo

When you take a 5 - gallon bucket of donut glaze and rub it on Tom Koch's stomach.
Did you hear what he did Saturday?! He gave him the Glonzo!
by rimmy87 October 27, 2014
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the gonzo effect

A state of mind induced by psychedelic and deleriant drugs that is characterized by a total lack of logic and reason, difficulty or inability to communicate with others, and the complete loss of one's sense of reality. Other symptoms may include:
-gibberish or non-linear speech
-dizziness, disorientation
-racing and/or delusional thought
-visual and auditory delerium (seeing/hearing things that aren't there)
-throwing chairs and other large objects
-rolling around on the floor yelling about reptiles
-attempting suicide at the end of Jefferson Airplane songs
The term gonzo come from the works of a writer Hunter S. Thompson, who became famous for taking excessive amounts of drugs at some of the most important historical events of the twentieth century, and still having time to write up the newspaper report. He called this gonzo journalism, which is what the gonzo effect is derived from.
Dude, Billy had a the gonzo effect last night! He smashed a vase, broke down his front door, and tore up every piece of paper in the house. I guess that must have been some really strong acid
by Dr. Gonzo314 August 10, 2010
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the gonzo

When a man places his testicles in a womans eye sockets and then lays his penis out over her nose, similar to the muppet character Gonzos facial features
Dude, that chick got the gonzo, pwned!!
by Urban Dictionary July 15, 2006
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The Gonzo

To perform a 'Gonzo', simply place your balls over your partner's eyes and let your penis fall over her nose. She now resembles Gonzo from the muppets.
Dude, I totally gave that bitch the gonzo last night.
by Lee Hardin March 2, 2008
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The Gonzo

You place your balls in the eye sockets of a person and lay your dick over their nose so they resemble Gonzo from Jim Henson's muppets.
I gave Charles the Gonzo last night and he still has my taint smear on his forehead.
by Tobe Pierce August 5, 2008
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The Gonzo

Whilst a man places both of his testicles in the eye sockets of a recipient, he then places his Semi- erect penis along the bridge of the recipients nose; the penis should be "floppy" as to create the curve of Gonzo's nose effectively.
"HAHAHA. you look like Gonzo!! The Gonzo looks great on you honey, now lick my ass"
by TranslucentAnalBeads February 2, 2015
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