The Gheys 

n., AKA the Killers.
First invented by the genius minds of caps_thekillers.

"DID YOU SEE THE GHEYS LAST NIGHT? JEZUS CRASS WHAT WAS BFLO WEARING?"

The Gheys by TANNERZ F December 17, 2008

The Ghey 

1.A virus which makes men, women, children, and even some animals gay.
2.A virus which was originated when a band of gay gorrillas raped a human named Jota-P.
3. An air born virus that effects people and turns them gay

Lance: Hey, did you hear that JP caught the ghey

Mark: Oh no I will make sure to stay away from him.

The Ghey by Jota P January 22, 2010

the ghey 

a condition that straight men contract when discussing things of a sexual nature concerning other men in a possible attempt to be funny, but the listener isn't quite sure.

Guy one to guy two: "I just wish he had big tits, and was bouncing on top of me."

Listener: "He has the ghey too?"

the ghey by QOFU October 14, 2008

The Geyser Effect 

The act of ejaculation, following oral sex, see rubber gasket, hand jobs, or any type of sex.

-"Man, I guess it's been a while for him because after I gave him a rubber gasket, it was a stage 5 of The Geyser Effect."

The Geyser Effect by Ariel87 February 15, 2009

Kneading the geyser 

Kneading the geyser is when a person takes bread that is on the cusp of its expiry date and wraps it around a hard cock and proceeds to give a two-fisted-twisty-handy until the hot, creamy jizz explodes all over the bread. Afterwards, the bread is consumed by one or both of the people involved in the act.

I went to Carly’s house last night and noticed that her bread was about to expire. She immediately started kneading the geyser and we both agreed that it was the best snack we had all day.

Kneading the geyser by mr big daddy lover November 22, 2023

Lennard the human Geyser 

A large neck beard with the classic fedora, wielding a 1 inch long 3 inch wide penis that fires with the force of a jet engine.

Lennard the human geyser thinks himself a worrier wilst typing sexiest things about women online and blasting away at his loli body pillows with force equivalent to a jet engine and the accuracy of a blind soldier.

Lennard the human Geyser by Wood For Hire May 19, 2019

The Russian Tennis Geyser 

While shoving 4-5 vodka soaked tennis balls up her twat. The Russian Tennis Geyser is performed when the woman in question increases pressure in her snatch by preparing to queef, then letting it all explode out at once. There are only 5 known casualties that were sacrificed in the making of this technique. This is generally very dangerous and should not be attempted unless you are a professional whore.

"that popcorn poped so loud we thought you were doing the russian tennis geyser."

The Russian Tennis Geyser by puebner May 24, 2014