1.A virus which makes men, women, children, and even some animals gay.
2.A virus which was originated when a band of gay gorrillas raped a human named Jota-P.
3. An air born virus that effects people and turns them gay
a condition that straight men contract when discussing things of a sexual nature concerning other men in a possible attempt to be funny, but the listener isn't quite sure.
Guy one to guy two: "I just wish he had big tits, and was bouncing on top of me."
Kneading the geyser is when a person takes bread that is on the cusp of its expiry date and wraps it around a hard cock and proceeds to give a two-fisted-twisty-handy until the hot, creamy jizz explodes all over the bread. Afterwards, the bread is consumed by one or both of the people involved in the act.
I went to Carly’s house last night and noticed that her bread was about to expire. She immediately started kneading the geyser and we both agreed that it was the best snack we had all day.
Kneading the geyser is when a person takes bread that is on the cusp of its expiry date and wraps it around a hard cock and proceeds to give a two-fisted-twisty-handy until the hot, creamy jizz explodes all over the bread. Afterwards, the bread is consumed by one or both of the people involved in the act.
I went to Carly’s house last night and noticed that her bread was about to expire. She immediately started kneading the geyser and we both agreed that it was the best snack we had all day.
A large neck beard with the classic fedora, wielding a 1 inch long 3 inch wide penis that fires with the force of a jet engine.
Lennard the human geyser thinks himself a worrier wilst typing sexiest things about women online and blasting away at his loli body pillows with force equivalent to a jet engine and the accuracy of a blind soldier.