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The Gare 

Hooking up with the woman (vagina) from behind, a cascade of events:

The woman starts cumming
The man is driven crazy by this, so he pulls out
And then he puts the tip of his cock in the woman’s lubed ass
And he cums hard
Which then makes the woman uncontrollably squirt.

Dope.
He gave her 5 types of orgasms in one by giving her the Gare (“station” in French, for example “Gare du Nord”).
The Gare by GoldenGuru November 20, 2023
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The Gare 

Hooking up with the woman (vagina) from behind, a cascade of events:

The woman starts cumming
The man is driven crazy by this, so he pulls out
And then he puts the tip of his cock in the woman’s lubed ass
And he cums hard
Which then makes the woman uncontrollably squirt.

Dope.
He gave her 5 types of orgasms in one by giving her the Gare (“station” in French, for example “Gare du Nord”).
The Gare by GoldenGuru November 20, 2023

The Garek 

When a certain male takes a hit of a beer bong while taking a shit.
That home boy, he fo sho did The Garek last night.
The Garek by CheeseusChrist March 6, 2009

the gareth

putting serious groundwork in with that special man or lady in your life... typically instigated by a male trying to score (with someone totally out of their league!)
I worked the gareth hardcore last night and got no where!, I laid the gareth well last night, that bloke is the king of the gareth groundwork... watch out for him and his smooth as moves
the gareth by e-pav diggity dawg January 28, 2011

The Curse of Gareth Bale 

When a team or person is feeling overly confident about a score line or even in life. Then they make a substitution or change that they think will immensely improve their situation only to end up throwing away the advantages they had... Almost as if that substitution/change was cursed even from 7 years ago.
The Gareth Bale Curse is over 61 years old (over 21000 days)
Originated in a shadowy part of North London
Some say there is no way to break the curse... even the Son wont help.
My team was winning the game but when we made a substitution we lost the lead. It was the curse of Gareth Bale again.
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