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The Gambit

The gambit is a is such a high level sex move that it is a transcendant level. It involves you, a magician, and yo bitch. The magician will pull out a heat-seeking ball-gag, throw it in the air, and lock it in yo bitch mouf'. She will then be tied up by magic snakes and the magician will then pull out a deck of cards that automatically aimbot in to the girls asshole. You will then proceed to throw the magic cards into her anus, and after it has reached the gaping width, height, and circumference able to fit 2 fully grown adult racoons/ 8 baby racoons, and then proceed to drink the potion from the magician that makes your dick multiply by 9, you will then fuck the ever-living trump out of her until she builds a wall of shit and then the curtain unveils a crowd that has been watching the entire time.
Tyrone: I gave my little white ho, The Gambit last night. Her asshole had to get stitches.
Tyree: Damn nigga, you had that hydra dih.
Tyrone: Damn right Nigga, you know I stay Shwanging that thang.
The Gambit by Stormomen7700 November 13, 2025

Running the Gambit 

A mens group consisting of more than 2, but less than 4. All of which utilize a prescribed instrument in such a manner to emphasize the better things in life. Such as "Admiral Nelson", or an awesome "Club Sugarland".

Running the Gambit is about as awesome as mediocrity can offer, or afford.
"These guys sound like they're Running the Gambit"
"That's because you're high"

Run the gambit

A phrase mistakenly used by people who do not know 1) what a "gambit" is and 2) that the correct phrase is "run the gamut."
My musical interests run the gambit from rock to classical.

The DINI Gambit 

A magestic scheme played by a user who unintentionally blunders, but then suddenly finds an insane checkmate.
This game is lost... SIKE, I LIED, THE DINI GAMBIT HAS YOUR CHESS FRIED.

The Orange Gambit 

Referring to the tragedy at Badekar Monastery 1564:
Due to a racially & religously motivated hate crime, 27 cases of lost life in a dispacable act of mass murder.

The perpetrator are believed to have flown into a violant rage after game of degenerate gambling. Nothing else is known about the perpetrators except that they continously shouted "Orange Gambit" during the game. Bystanders of the crime report hearing it continiously for a period of around 1h & 20m untill it was abruptly stopped by screams and gunshots.

It is believed this was a racially and religously motivated crime due to that 25 out of the 27 victims were of the Chucku people.
(During a game of Horse Racing")
Person 1: "I'm going to bet on the Orange Horse, let's call it the Orange Gambit."

Person 2: "Let's go! ORANGE GAMBIT!"

Person 3: "No way dude! Have you not heard of the tragedy at Badekar Monastery 1564?"

The Ross Gambit

A complex, higher level chess endgame maneuver in which the winning player sets up an unnecessary stalemate. Its primary use is in matches where a draw is more advantageous than a win. Originally scoffed at by modern players, the depth and creativity of the Ross Gambit is now hailed by chess theoreticians worldwide. The Ross Gambit is classified under post-pre-modern chess endgame strategies.
In the infamous game of "Ross's Folly" (McCarthy v. Crutcher, 2010), Ross McCarthy narrowly pulled out a draw against the near-vanquished Ian Crutcher. McCarthy's success in creating a stalemate when Crutcher had nearly achieved defeat is the first documented instance of The Ross Gambit.
The Ross Gambit by thug4lyf November 9, 2010

the snake gambit 

a tray of snakes has a hole in the rear side through which the tray holders penis is inserted. the tray holder then invites passers by to stroke the "snakes" hoping that his penis will be the stroked one
when steven wasn't in his santa outfit he could usually be found outside archway tube employing the snake gambit
the snake gambit by theWestHamfan January 26, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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