The Funky Pirate

The Funky Pirate was a low-budget club in Haiti, but was never really a club. It was more a place for shady people to do underground deals. The Funky Pirate was made famous when someone was hired to kidnap a French boy for ransom. It closed in 1990 when someone hired a hitman there.

I'm going to the Funky Pirate, for I need to kill someone but I'm not man enough to do it.

The Funky Pirate by crap house hose May 3, 2021

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