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The Franchise-Principle

When a song sucks the first time you listen to it but after listening more often it turns out to be actually fire.
Just like the song Franchise by Travis Scott
This song „...“ is a perfect example for The Franchise-Principle

fuck the french friday 

every friday we celebrate why the french are fucking retards
kelby: fuck the french
everyone else: fuck the french friday

the finch challenge 

When one smokes all the meth out of three meth pipes simultaneously, then proceeds to take a fat rip out of a bong. Inspired by the Youtube video
Can it be done? Live right here with the finch challenge

Shut the french windows 

A phrase used not as a substitute for 'Shut the fuck up"

The english, classier version of Shut the front Door
Phyllis Logan from Downton Abbey at the Sag Awards 2013: "Oh my God, Shut the French windows!"

the french revolution 

To define it in short, was a civil revolution that broke out in France in 1789.
Essentially France was growing tired of the king centralizing his power...(taking it away from the nobles and giving it to himself) and being in a confortable financial position that did not require the co-governing of the french state the Estates General. Because of this, only the King himself had any ruling power over France. The Nobles, were tired of having no power and being shat on by the king, and wanted to regain power lost over the years. Educated people were tired of being classified in the "rest of France" group, the Third Estate. At this point, the peasantsa didn't really want to get involved and make their situation worse than it already was.
After Luis XVI managed to spend all of France's future revinue by starting yet another war on Britain, getting people to loan money for the war, the king finally had to turn to the Estates General for support. The Estates General decided to hear everyone in France's complaints, yet since their were 3 estates, and 95% of the population were in the third estate, the voting system existed in such a way that the first and second Estates (Clergy and Nobles) could easily outvote the Third. Consequently the angered Third Estate grew by people from the others joining the force, and took a vow not to cease their demands even after the King threatoned to dismiss the Estates General with lethal force.

Finally the third estate renamed themselves to the National Assembly, and voted all the Nobles provileges to be cancelled and called upon a set of governing laws inspired by the Declaration of Independence. (France loved America at the time for beating the British) It was called the Declaration of Rites of Man and of the Citizen and long story short only benefitted the rich people.

people were mad and radicals continued the revolution and there was much blood and killing.

The End.

the french 

A strange breed that we dont know much about, from the 11 year old french guy on xbox that keeps saying "fucked your mum", to the hive of french people located in france. its best to stay on there good side or they might beat you up with a 2 week old stone hard baguette.
everyone quit down i hear the french
the french by daddy jim March 24, 2021