based of the physicist Finley Jarvis's discovery's
when you meet a short person, (male) and while being in their vicinity you star to feel strangely maternal towards them and wish to do anything in your power to protect and care for them.
the other day i met this guy and i think i started to feel the Finley Jarvis effect
A university that sucks you in with a really nice looking campus then ass rapes you with high tuition, crappy class choices, and poor learning experiences.
I went to the university of findlay and the only thing I learned was how to waste my money!
The only good thing about this university is it’s mostly females. Don’t be mislead though; they’re all crazy horse chicks. Also, the theory “C’s get degrees” doesn’t apply here.
Guy 1: “Hey I just got accepted into The University of Findlay”