The Fig

Outfit composed of sweatpants and a polo

Newtons swagged out in the Fig ,maan!

by I_am_Camry July 14, 2023

The Fig and Cream Special

The act of eating a mixture of sperm and a Fig Newton or other fig product in various ways.

Lil boligrapho ate The Fig and Cream Special off of her back

by The bocc March 7, 2018

The Fig Newton

Dancing The Fig Newton or doing the Fig Newton refers to the "dance" one does when going through drug withdrawal, namely heroin, or oher opiates. The "dance" is usually done in a bed, with the covers tightly pulled over ones head, and usually includes leg kicking movements, rolling around in bed, and the constant sitting up and lying down again that comes with the uncomfortability of heroin withdrawal. The Fig Newton is traditionally danced in a pool of one's own sweat, and is usually accompanied by the traditional soundtrack of constant moaning, and occasional soft cries and/or whimpers.

I know I haven't seen you guys in a while, but I've been trying to quit this shit, and I spent the last 4 days doing the fig newton in my fucking room.

by Brian Press December 28, 2007

Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner

"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021

Hit the Fig

A Los Angeles specific term for wanting to go to Figueroa Street in South Central LA to solicit prostitutes.

"mira guey, I just got my construction paycheck. lets pick up an 8 ball and hit the fig!"

by ebkwgsp October 4, 2025

Fig the wig

angry woman who is on her period

my wife today went fig the wig mode

by randomreddituser January 1, 2023

fig in the pig

Inserting a bulbous fruit in an anus

Allen found it hard to go to the bathroom because he had a fig in the pig.

by AAA Vibe December 9, 2021