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The Enterprise 

A sexual position based on the shape of the Starship Enterprise from Star Trek. It is performed as follows: The girl lies on her stomach on a table with her waist at the edge of the table. She bends her knees at a 90 degree angle so that her legs are perpendicular to the table and her feet are parallel to the table, resembling the warp nacelles of the actual Starship Enterprise. Her hands should be holding onto her legs and her head and back arched up, to resemble the saucer section of the Enterprise. The man stands behind her and enters her like a shuttle craft into the cargo bay.
"Last night I Enterprised my virgin girlfriend. I realized that I boldly went where no man has gone before!"

Note: It is often common to yell out during the act of performing The Enterprise, "Prepare for a light speed thrust maneuver; make it so."
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Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise 

Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.
Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!

Beam Shatner off the Enterprise

another term for deficating
Man, I had too many burittos. Now I gotta beam Shatner off the Enterprise.

Pioneering THE Enterprise 

Pioneering- involving new ideas or methods
Enterprise- a project or undertaking, typically one that is difficult or requires effort

Pioneering THE Enterprise- finding new ways to accomplish Gen Z’s greatest aspirations
Wow! Jacob and Rune are really pioneering the enterprise!
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
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