Boys that wear earbuds are automatically less toxic and more sweet than those that wear airpods. They are usually softer and kinder because they don’t necessarily care about things in the material world. Sources say it’s 100% scientifically factual.
“Look at that kid wearing earbuds, he’s so sweet!” “Yeah, he’s a great example of The Earbud Theory”
by eyeswoaface4838 April 3, 2023
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