The Dual 

Slang term for Dual Highway in Hagerstown, MD. A place where congregations form on the weekend evenings usually involving cars and provides the pre-party to jump start some later gatherings. Some meet to stage ridiculous "races" on the dual lanes although this proves to be difficult quite often as others are out "crusing the dual" completeing endless circuts beginning at either Burger King or McDonald's and continuing to just past the I-70 junction and then turning around and continuing to comlete the same course.

There's nothing to do on a friday night in Hagerstown but cruise the dual. Either cruise or park at good ol' BK lounge, they won't get us thrown out.

The Dual by hagersbushian November 26, 2007

the dual shit bag 

this is when two people it dosent matter the gender.takes their ass and puts it up against the other persons ass.then one of them starts to shit.and shits into the other persons ass.and they keep shitting back and forth in and out each others ass's

last night i could barley do the dual shit bag with my wife.because my shit was so large.

the dual shit bag by youg bovice(shaded thoughts) February 24, 2009

The Dual Cab Ute

Five in the front and a load in the rear! When you're fisting a ladies vagina anD ejaculate into her asshole.

"My girl got sick of The Mini Van so we upgraded to The Dual Cab Ute!"

The Dual Cab Ute by jeffingtonrerrson November 20, 2016

the dual wielder 

When you have one hand on your dick and one hand on the mouse scrolling for content

That weird guy in the corner of the Lan group was finally caught being the dual wielder.

the dual wielder by TadowWadowGod May 4, 2024

cruise the dual

to drive up and down main street, no real aim

“hey mom, lets hop in the golf cart and cruise the dual”

cruise the dual by pfount May 21, 2025

The Decree of Dual Desires 

A law that stems from ancient times, states that all men born into the world with a penis shall have at least two intense sexual desires. This rule states that a man must have at least as many fetishes as he does genatalia. Such fetishes may include, but are not limited to, foot fetish, bondage fetish, femdom fetish, hentai fetish, earlobe fetish, knee fetish, boob fetish, ass fetish, attractive singing voice fetish, etc. Of course a man may have more than 2 fetishes, but according to the decree of dual desires, a true man has at least 2.

Megan: So, Joe, you got any fetishes? ;)
Joe: I have a major foot fetish.
Megan: Is that your only one?
Joe: Yep.
Megan: What a faggot! According to the decree of dual desires, a true man has at least 2. I can't sleep with you.
Joe: NOOOOO!

The Decree of Dual Desires by EarlobeFetishMan February 4, 2014

Deal with the cards you were dealt and be a Dual Master.

Deal with the cards you were dealt and be a Dual Master.

A phrase about owning your situation instead of blaming it. “Deal with the cards you were dealt and be a Dual Master” means you don’t waste energy wishing for better circumstances — you master what you already have.

“Dual Master” refers to mastering both sides of yourself: strengths and flaws, emotion and logic, offense and defense. It’s about balance, control, and adaptability — not luck.

The phrase was first said by Arteobis after an early setback, and it stuck because the meaning applies to anyone: you can’t choose your starting hand, but you can choose how well you play it.

Example Sentences

“You should master both your weaknesses and strengths, instead of wishing for a different hand. — deal with the cards you were dealt and be a Dual Master.”

“It’s not about luck, it’s about balance, controlling emotion and execution at the same time. Deal with the cards you were dealt and be a Dual Master.”

Deal with the cards you were dealt and be a Dual Master. by Arteobis March 2, 2026