The Donyell Marshall

The Donyell Marshall is a sex act unparalleled in greatness. The act is performed as follows: A man, preferably NBA legend Donyell Marshall, engages in anal intercourse with a girl (Men, mammals, and certain birds are also accepted) while she sucks on the amputated leg of a midget or dwarf. During all of this, the male receives a rimjob from a purebred German Shepherd.

Dude I was Donyell Marshalling my girlfriend last night and it was all going great when all of a sudden the fuckin midget passed out from heat exhaustion. I wanted to keep going but my girlfriend aint gonna half ass (no pun intended) no Donyell Marshall…she is going big or going home. So I go out to replace the midget but it turns out a midget with an amputated leg isn’t as easy to come by as u would think. So I end up finding a male midget hooker and offer him an extra $4.33 to amputate his right leg. He accepts and we make our way back to our place. Well when we get back it turns out the German Shepherd wasn’t as purebread as we once thought. Turns out the mothafucka was rabid and ran away. So now I have anal rabies and im not gonna continue The Donyell Marshall if I'm not getting any butthole pleasures…who would? So I decapitate both midgets, throw them in a ditch, whammy my girlfriend and get some shut eye instead. Could have been worse right?

The Donyell Marshall by phanns23 April 15, 2009

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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