The Doctah is a tv term related to Scifi Brit series, Doctor Who. Whooligans use this word because the pronounciation of "the Doctor" especially by the Tenth and the Eleventh became "scottish", so to joke on it they say Doctah.
Oh, for Gallifrey's sake, this fish fingers and custard were cooked by Jenna like the Doctah had done on tv!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!