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The Dirty Martini 

Preforming doggy style sex when the top partner licks their thumb and slide it into the bottom partners anus.
Jane: I am so sore from last night.
Marry: Clyde must have a real big member.
Jane: Not really, he just gave me the Dirty Martini for 30 minutes.
The Dirty Martini by The Golden Bee February 28, 2010
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The Heroin Dirty Martini 

When a guy injects heroin into his dick vein and gets an abscess at the injection site. Then, whilst receiving a blow job the abscess ruptured and drains in her mouth before he ejaculates.
“Did you just cum twice?”
“No baby, I just gave you The Heroin Dirty Martini”

The Heroin Dirty Martini 

When a man injects herion into the vein in his his dick, and then gets an abscess on the injection site. Then, when he’s getting a blow job and the abscess ruptured and starts draining in her mouth right before he ejacultes in her mouth.
“Did you just cum twice?”
“No, I just gave you the heroin dirty martini
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