The Cormier

The act of going back door on an unsuspecting female accomplice. Instead of actually using captain winkie, you use a pseudo one-eyed monster (such as a dildo) making the female suspect that you're "in her" but guess whos slowly making his way around the woman to pummel her to a deadly pulp with a jack hammer and philips-head screwdriver (you guessed it--the man with the plan). Right before the first strike from the concrete-destructing machine, you say "I'm literally like the Socrates of fries right now"

The Cormier ...Dah-dah-dah-deh-duhhhhhh you big dummy

by Old Norse Õthinn November 24, 2006

The Cormier Cock Tease (CCT)

The ultimate guiding force and philosophy in life. Also known as "cut the bait," if things don't go your way in life you just let go! and get someone else to suck your dick. or do it yourself. it's that simple.

"So.. what do you want to do?"
-"I don't know..."
"....(Pause) FUCK!!!"

I got CCT'd (past tense of the word, The Cormier Cock Tease (CCT)) so bad last night, I'm blue balling like a mother fucker...

by Kevan Hooley May 18, 2007