The Conrad 

This is a when you used a socked foot to rub your girlfriends labia while sitting in a public place.

The Conrad can be used while attending a class with your girlfriend sitting across you, you slide your foot between her legs and begin rubbing her vaginal area.

"She wanted me soo bad during class, I had to pull the Conrad just to keep her happy"

The Conrad by p2brams May 13, 2010

The Sydney Conrad 

when your getting head from a chick and you grab her by the ears and as soon as your about to bust you pull her ears all the way up to your pelvis then thurst your and bust all theway down her throat and watch the skit drip from her ears

damn...i just did "The Sydney Conrad" on that hoe!!

The Sydney Conrad by lsn Joshua Walker April 12, 2010

conrad the sailor 

conrad the sailor is conors secret identity, its true you can see it on the posts down by the river!!!! anyway he sails on a boat haunted by an unfriendly ghost.

mum, im just going sailing
who with????
Conrad the sailor!!!!!!

conrad the sailor by Rwolbic May 3, 2005

Conrad the dad 

Conrad the dad is a god in the religion of Conrad. He is the smexiest man in the heavens/hells and people who worship him are also freaking smexy. Addy is his only child, and she's a babe.

Person 1: Conrad's a dad
Person 2: CONRAD THE DAD'S A DAD

Conrad the dad by Leader of the cult of Conrad July 9, 2018

Contradict-the-implied  

a form of putting words into someone's mouth by disagreeing with what you think another has suggested rather than what they've actually said, usually in a very exaggerated way

"Can you take me to the mall real quick, Jen?" asked Ron. "I'm not your slave here to serve you," said Jen. "Oh brother! Another contradict-the-implied statement. I never said that."

Wendy's made the contradict-the-implied statement of a typical stern parent: "Can I have a couple bucks for a new video game." "Money does not grow on trees and this is not a playground, young man."

George's contradict-the-implied statement really pissed me off. After I asked him if he wanted to see a movie together, he yelled, "I'm not the movie wizard who was brought here to go to the movies with you, Cindy."

"Want to hang out today?" I asked Ron. "I do too have a job and a life," he retorted with some snotty contradict-the-implied statement.

"I'm not a pervert with a toe castle and fungus in my room," said Andy when I asked if he would rub my feet. "Quit making contradict-the-implied statements. I never said that."

Contradict-the-implied by sdfsdgfg August 1, 2008

The law of non-contradiction 

A thing cannot be itself and it's opposite. But things can be duplicitous and they can have two different names.

Hym "The law of non-contradiction does not apply to God. Do laws apply to God now? Who makes the laws to which God is subject? You? That's why imitating the creature is wrong.

The law of non-contradiction by Hym Iam July 22, 2022