The Clemens 

Injecting your junk with a shot of lidocane, waiting for numbness.. then taking a whack.

Named in honor of lidocane using pitcher roger clemens

Lucas was tired of his young girlfriend toddette not giving him any, so he decided to give himself the clemens.

The Clemens by zeus111 February 27, 2008

The Climenshag 

Sibling to the Huras Shag, the Climenshag is the act of parting your pubic hair late Old Testament Moses to enable your companion to access your meat stick the night of consummating your marriage. Maybe you find an old piece of gum, maybe a paper clip, or maybe your child innocence that you’re about to lose. Choose your own adventure and Climenshag it up

“Yo bro, I tried the Huras shag last night and honestly I should’ve started with the Climenshag…”

The Climenshag by Thick’s#1Fan July 17, 2024

Clementine the fish 

The poggest fish that ever existed. Clementine needs another shrine, give her another shrine. Tommy, idk what you were doing in the weird alternate reality and I don't care if Clementine did not really exist. GIVE HER A SHRINE.

Clementine the fish is so pog, she is the poggest fish to ever exist and is Tommy Danger Kraken Innit's daughter.

Clementine the fish by imanalienhahahahaha October 9, 2021

Clement has left the chat 

Expression used in a wider context to express reprobation for the silly, outrageous or outright disgusting content shared by people with limited abilities in a group chat. The goal is to imitate the reaction of well-educated, respectable (and potentially French) individuals typically named "Clement" would have to said content. This enables the user to show reprobation while staying in the chat herself/himself in case similar content get shared again. Similar expression: "Karen has left the chat" to indicate the typical reprobation of a suburban member of the group who was not able to talk to the chat manager.

Everybody immediately wrote "Clement has left the chat" after Seb shared a misogynistic joke in our Whatsapp group .

Clement has left the chat by dargeax June 3, 2021