The Circle of LIfe 

1. When you take your wife to the top of a mountain while she's in labor, gather a group of wild animals to look at you two on the mountain, and then wait for the baby to be born. When it is, you hold it up to the sky for all the wild animals to look at and scream, "Nants ingonyama bagithi baba. Sithi uhm ingonyama!"

Larry: I think me and my wife are going to have one of those water birthing things.

Steve: Those are gay, me and my wife are doing The Circle of Life.

Larry: So simple, yet so badass.

The Circle of LIfe by DBelinky March 25, 2010

The Circle of Life 

while having sex, the male takes some of his cum and rubs it across her forehead. After doing this he leans in and whispers, "Simba".

After receiving The Circle of Life last night, Carrie claimed to feel like a whole new person.

The Circle of Life by Hugh Jazz 69 November 12, 2009

The Circle of Life 

When a man is getting head from a woman breast feeding her baby.

That mom was kinky, she gave me the Circle of Life twice this weekend and emptied me out.

The Circle of Life by SnickerSmasher March 8, 2017

The Circle of Life 

When 2 guys dock and kiss each other at the same time.

Hey you wanna make the circle of life after school?

The Circle of Life by Knee_Grows October 22, 2018

The first law of the Circle of life 

this law states that all fighting is push to the same sex to protect the way of life of all humansapians /humanoids races throughout the entire universe and earth . because opposite sex needs to mate and have babies to continue life on earth for every next generation there after. and same sex genders can't have babies or sex together. so those people who really love to fight...keep it to the same sex because you provoke so many people to fighting for you so it don't end all life on every world and piss off ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL who created it all and make all his precious work to go to waste and make an everlasting divine punishment that won't ever cease.

the first law of the circle of life must always be upheld regardless of your feelings being superior to the opposite sex. it's not a rivalry it's a team. i have spoken this judgement, if you do not uphold it and abide it. don't cry to my or my FATHER GOD to fix things that you can't ever fix and always will regret.

The first law of the Circle of life by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022