the chris

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Dude is just plain sick. Crushes girls like bigfoot on an ant farm.

You see "The Chris" over there? Looks like they'll be no lodies for us tonight.

the chris by repeaterer January 21, 2005

Words you can keep

The chris

When u see a shawty lookin hella finnnne and feel like busting a nut, obviously in the restroom ;)

Him: I got blueballs you gon’ suck me

Her: he’ll nah
Him: fuck it ima buss The Chris

The chris by Flopovan July 26, 2021

The Chris

A person that wears a Hoodie under a Hoodie!

Dude! liking The Chris style!

The Chris by redblueblur February 17, 2025

The Chris

The Action of spitting in a relatives butthole who disrespected you.

“Golly he gave him “THE CHRIS” after he disrespected his wife”

The Chris by yepoke May 21, 2026

the chris lopez

A sexual act- The chris lopez is when you place a girl on top of your penis while you are laying down flat on your back. you then begin spinning the girl as if she was a basketball. You do all this while fist-pumping with the hand not being used to spin.

-Hey so I heard you're pretty good at basketball.

-Yea, i guess.

-Have you ever tried the chris lopez?

the chris lopez by odenvictjeremysmom April 13, 2011

The Chris Effect

The Effect happens to be present when you love someone with all your heart (e.g. your partner) but then there is this other person who keeps coming up into your head and stays there for quite a while. You love your partner unconditionally but can‘t help stop thinking about that other person. No matter how hard you try or how much you love your special one the other person will be there in your mind.

Kiera: Hey (friends name), i love my partner so much but i can‘t help it. Chris keeps coming up in my head and i cant stop thinking about him.

Johnny: Oh that‘s "The Chris Effect"

The Chris Effect by Sheloveshyunjin January 20, 2019

The Chris Riley

When a man tucks his penis between his legs, sits on it and rocks back and forth vigorously until ejaculating in and/or around his butthole.

See Also: "Creampie Yourself"

Person A: It's not possible to creampie one's self. Not even gonna lie.
Person B: You've never heard of the Chris Riley?
Person C: That's a tally.
Person D: "A" as in "apple". "B" as in "Banana". "C" as in "Creampie".

The Chris Riley by Necrachilles February 9, 2015

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026