The Chamf 

a Rare shape of giant penis that gains a centimetre of girth to every centimetre down towards the base from the helmet , thus representing the shape of a chamfer . Considered to be the final boss of shlongs to sit on , no one has made past the half way mark let alone all the way to down to the base to claim the prize

“There's no way you’re taking on ‘ The Chamf ’ and surviving all that gradual girth , all the way to the base and beating the final boss to get the prize “

The Chamf by Conqueefador September 12, 2025

Cut to the Chaff 

Chaff is the core of the wheat from which comes grain.Cut to the chaff means to cut to the essence, the meaning, the essential of what you are trying to say.
Pre 60s....precusor of "cut to the chase"

"Blah, blah, blah"
"Cut to the chaff!"
"Just listen and you'll hear!"

Cut to the Chaff by Elaine Pedigo April 26, 2006

Chiffing the chaff

Rubbing one out, pulling one’s pud, spanking the monkey, jerking the hog

Dean keeps chiffing the chaff in public

Chiffing the chaff by Deanalicious May 14, 2026

chafing the carrot

another slang term for male masterbation

Dude, last night I was watching a porn and my mom walked in on me while I was chafing the carrot!

chafing the carrot by RyanJ_53 April 9, 2009

Chafing the Angel

Snowboarding lingo:

Leaving a monster gash in the pow while sliding down the hill on yer ass. (Usually after failing a new trick.)

Dude 1: Dude was totally shredding the gnar before he landed on his ass.

Dude 2: Dude's a total Angelo...

Dude 3: Yeah bro, he's chafing the angel.

Chafing the Angel by Chutes-n-Laters January 19, 2011

Chalfont[the neighborhood in philly not the town outside of it]

Chalfont is a suburb outside of philly

BUT

there is also a Chalfont in northeast philly.Chalfont is right near Parkwood,Morrel, & right next to Franklin Mills Mall.Its the craziest neighborhood ever.no one fucks with us.if u make fun of our neighborhood u will def get rocked.everyone drinks & smokes at the cap than we go to steak & hoe (steak and hoagie works) and eat when were all fucked up.

Chalfontthe neighborhood in philly not the town outside of it

also known as cfont,the font,theres more

Chalfont[the neighborhood in philly not the town outside of it] by cfont June 3, 2007

chafing the bishop 

jacking off , also known as touching yourself

Dude, get out of here, I'm chafing the bishop. Hey! Mom! get out of here too, my life is ruined forever.

chafing the bishop by anakinbishop February 4, 2010