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The gentle, warm, firm embrace of your mans hands supporting his (and your) favorite possessions! Able to provide any form of support (push-up, balconette, sports bra, etc), the bro (your mans hands) are truly versatile! If you you could wear him out (even to work...) with you!
‘This underwire bra is so uncomfortable, if only I could wear the supple, firm embrace of the bro, I would feel infinitely more supported!’
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The 'Bro'
The gentle, firm, warm embrace of your mans hands supporting his (and your) favourite possessions. Able to provide any form of support (push-up, balconate, sports bra, etc), the bro (your mans hands) are truly versatile! If only you could wear him out (even to work...) with you!
'this underwire bra is so uncomfortable, if only I could wear the supple, firm embrace of the 'bro'- I would feel infinitely more supported!'.
The Bro Code
A series of rules that a fellow Bro must abide to unless given permission of the other bro. Rules that determine the on going bro code between you bro's, the handbook to a bro life.
The Bro Code:
Article 2.4 Bro's before Hoes
Article 4.9 One bro must never leave another bro behind
Article 1.4 A bro shall never have any relation with the other bro's ex girlfriend in no situation and no matter in what mental/phyisical state (only if the relationship was over 3 months (e.g., sex, kiss, dancing/grinding)
Article 3.3 A Bro should be able, at any time, to recite the following reigning champions: Super Bowl, World Series, and Playmate of the Year
Aricle 6.1 A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro's sister. However, a Bro shall not get angry if another Bro says, "Dude, your sisters hot!"
Article 2.4 Bro's before Hoes
Article 4.9 One bro must never leave another bro behind
Article 1.4 A bro shall never have any relation with the other bro's ex girlfriend in no situation and no matter in what mental/phyisical state (only if the relationship was over 3 months (e.g., sex, kiss, dancing/grinding)
Article 3.3 A Bro should be able, at any time, to recite the following reigning champions: Super Bowl, World Series, and Playmate of the Year
Aricle 6.1 A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro's sister. However, a Bro shall not get angry if another Bro says, "Dude, your sisters hot!"
The Bro Code by The Bro's March 18, 2013
the bro-card fuck
Dude, my ex wont leave me alone... I'm going to have to pull out the bro-card fuck.
Serious? Eh, ok... but because i love you.
Serious? Eh, ok... but because i love you.
the bro-card fuck by Carlo Von Sexron the Third July 27, 2010
The Bro Game
n. The game played where the word "bro" substitutes the rhyming syllable of a pop culture icon. This usually happens after a topic of discussion dwindles down. The more insulting the pop culture reference, the better. Having "bro" in the first and last name is a double whammy that is worth double points. The one who can't make a comeback, loses.
Bro 1: Yo, can I copy your homework for History?
Bro 2: Sure thing Bro J. Simpson.
Bro 1: Alright thanks Angelina Brolie
Bro 2: No problem Broeseph Stallin
Bro 1: David Browie
Bro 2: Browie Buddafubro
Bro 1: Bro Bronas
Bro 2: *winces in pain* Ow, that hurt bro.
Bro 1: That's the bro game my friend.
Bro 2: Sure thing Bro J. Simpson.
Bro 1: Alright thanks Angelina Brolie
Bro 2: No problem Broeseph Stallin
Bro 1: David Browie
Bro 2: Browie Buddafubro
Bro 1: Bro Bronas
Bro 2: *winces in pain* Ow, that hurt bro.
Bro 1: That's the bro game my friend.
The Bro Game by lalalalalalalalalalalalala1234 December 26, 2011
The Bro Code
THE BRO CODE (aka Golden Rules Of Manlieness)
Is the Rules/Guidlines to being a good BRO. its also considered a living document. like the constitution or the bill of rights. each including its own amendments and articles. there are many articles lost in time. there are many we still have. none of whicth are specifcly numbered. but we have a good idea. theres also side guidlines whicth can clarify meaning of some rules, also exceptions to some rules.
Is the Rules/Guidlines to being a good BRO. its also considered a living document. like the constitution or the bill of rights. each including its own amendments and articles. there are many articles lost in time. there are many we still have. none of whicth are specifcly numbered. but we have a good idea. theres also side guidlines whicth can clarify meaning of some rules, also exceptions to some rules.
Sample Articles from the BRO CODE:
Article 1: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical.
Article 53: A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with prophylactic protection.
Article 57: A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
Article 1: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical.
Article 53: A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with prophylactic protection.
Article 57: A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
The Bro Code by Stefan855 September 25, 2010