When you're pissing blood out of your asshole, scoop up the water before you flush, and then freeze the bloody water and serve the ice cubes to your friends or significate other in a glass of orange juice
My best friend just came up with this new cocktail mix. They called it The Blood Orange. It's so addicting! You have to try it!
by MasterNgaming December 18, 2025
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