The Birb 

The Birb (Not to be confused with A Birb) is a fat bird that always wears a tophat. It enjoys hobbies of collecting human spinal cords, inverting knees, and re establishing the ussr.

The Birb should be elected as god-king

The Birb by Le potat September 11, 2021

The Birb 

(Not to be confused with a Birb)

The Birb is a minor eldritch god of birds, chaos, and greed.

The Birb most often appears as a fat pigeon wearing a top hat.

The Birb can often be found;
Stealing spinal cords
Inverting people’s knees
Re-establishing the ussr
Getting distracted by shiny things

The Birb inverted my knees :<

The Birb by Le potat October 14, 2021

happy the birb 

a loyal and chirpy fren who has stuck by his owners for years and years. such a blorb. always enthusiastic about millet and constantly gets annoyed by his little sister Lucky. the best bird in the world.

E: Happy the birb is the cutest birb in the world. I hope he stops biting me though

happy the birb by yousillygoose March 2, 2021