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The Becca Scale

A scale on which women are ranked based purely on physical attractiveness. Ranges from 1-100, with 1 being the lowest base unit, 1 Becca, and 100 being a theoretical perfect state. 20 and above is respectable, 40 and above is hot, and 50 and above is smokin' hot. Less than 10 is subhuman. Numbers around 100 are reserved for celebrities and those generally acknowledged to be the world's hottest women. Personality and Intelligence are not included on the scale.
"That girl on the other side of the bar, I reckon she's about 25 on The Becca Scale. I could do that."
The Becca Scale by JojoAgogo January 23, 2009

the becca treatment

When receiving fellacio, releasing your load onto the face of the girl providing you with the service with no warning what-so-ever.
i didn't make any noise or even move. i just laid back and gave her the becca treatment.

becca the bitch

the biggest bitch of all the bitches out there, she is the bitchiest of the bitchy.... she is a very huge fema-nazi bitch.... and most of the times a very big virgin lesbian bitch.
"fuck... beccas a bitch" or "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND BECCA THE BITCH!!!... fucking sluttttt"

have the because 😂😂😂😂😆

you either speak becausenese or you watch Ribs.
Person 1: Hey I found this new youtuber called Ribs and their videos is so funny!!1
Person 2: ok
Person 1: There was this noob who said "have the because 😂😂😂😂😆
Person 2: ok

have the because 😂😂😂😂😆

have the because 😂😂😂😂😆 is stupid because is want is are stupid? Want is to be dead in one day?

The BECA effect 

When you're super awkward, but still kind of weirdly hot that people wonder the reason why you're still single. The reason is beyond your control and is called the BECA (being eventually cast away) effect.
"Man, I don't know why you can't get a boyfriend. You're hot and have a great booty and stuff, but you're awkward... Must be the BECA effect."