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Much like it's counterpart "The Awkward Turtle", but you have your middle finger extended to make it look like a it has a penis.
Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*
by Painthetownfred February 02, 2010
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