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The Athen 

makes any bottom look like a top while performing outrageous sexual expirements
"The Athen made me feel great about myself for once. Thanks Athen!"
The Athen by Athen moment November 10, 2022
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the athens of the north 

Well .. you know how Athens is a fucking beautiful city, Edinburgh is the Athens of the north, fucking awesome city. Beautiful sights, sounds and surrounding scenery. The opposite of Glasgow which is indeed a bit of a shitehole. I'm from Edinburgh and proud as fuck. Get it up you if you think any different.. if you do chances are your a cunt anyway
Edinburgh = Better than Glasgow which is a fucking dump. Like Athens, Edinburgh is Beautiful.. hence the title.. the Athens of the north
the athens of the north by stickboi September 22, 2008

the athenian mercury

those who participate in the act of singing and instrumentals together while reciting slightly emo lyrics in perfect harmony with one another.
oh shit son! it's THE ATHENIAN MERCURY!

atena the turtle 

atena the turtle is a loving person who is always giving and never taking. She always sticks up for other people and never gives up on any body. Atena the turtle has many friends and has a good relationship with many people. She is very intelligent,honorable,kind,amazing,funny,serious.DO NOT CROSS HER!!!!!!
atena the turtle is amazing just don cross her.

Athens of the South AZA #258 

Athens of the dirty, disgusting, repulsive, distasteful, offensive, appalling, outrageous, objectionable, immoral, vile, deplorable, abominable South AZA #258 is possible one of the best chapters in the whole International Order of the Aleph Zadik Aleph (AZA).

Located in Nashville, Tennessee, they are named for their beautiful city which often has been called the "Athens of the South" due to their large amount of colleges, schools, and universities and for the Parthenon - the almost exact replica of the ancient Greek temple which stands in Nashville's sister city, Athens, Greece.

These manly men are known throughout their region (Cotton States Region) for their unquestionable brotherhood as well as being the most creative AZA chapter. They are constantly together and doing the same thing - not acting as an exclusive group of people but as a unified body of Alephs who all share a common goal and mindset. They continue to surprise everyone with their antics at Regional Events.
On top of all of this, Athens of the South AZA #258 has a rich history dating back to the 1950's. They have earned many programming and chapter awards, including Chapter of the Year and Most Spirited Chapter.

Other information:

Website: athensaza.org
Mascot: The Bull
Colors: Blue and Gold
Aleph 1: Hey man, what chapter are you in?"
Aleph 2: I'm in Athens of the South AZA #258.
Aleph 1: No way! I love that chapter! You guys are so spirited!
Aleph 2: Thanks! We really appreciate that!

The Punishment of Athena 

When a girl (or boy) gives a blowjob to a guy and after he ejaculates she keeps sucking until eventually the male cums for a 2nd time, causing extraordinary discomfort and sensitivity to the penis. If the the giver of the blowjob does this a 3rd time, the recipient can actually take them to court because doing that is illegal.
John: Why is Billy staying home today?
Roger: I heard Sarah gave him The Punishment of Athena.

John: Damn! He should give her a Mexican Avalanche if she did that to him. That's scary.
Roger: We should say a prayer for him.

Athena's Exclamation ; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release. 

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Person 343: Athena's Exclamation ; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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