The Athen

makes any bottom look like a top while performing outrageous sexual expirements

"The Athen made me feel great about myself for once. Thanks Athen!"

by Athen moment November 10, 2022

the athens of the north

Well .. you know how Athens is a fucking beautiful city, Edinburgh is the Athens of the north, fucking awesome city. Beautiful sights, sounds and surrounding scenery. The opposite of Glasgow which is indeed a bit of a shitehole. I'm from Edinburgh and proud as fuck. Get it up you if you think any different.. if you do chances are your a cunt anyway

Edinburgh = Better than Glasgow which is a fucking dump. Like Athens, Edinburgh is Beautiful.. hence the title.. the Athens of the north

by stickboi September 22, 2008

the athenian mercury

those who participate in the act of singing and instrumentals together while reciting slightly emo lyrics in perfect harmony with one another.

oh shit son! it's THE ATHENIAN MERCURY!

by kidsthesedays May 17, 2006

atena the turtle

atena the turtle is a loving person who is always giving and never taking. She always sticks up for other people and never gives up on any body. Atena the turtle has many friends and has a good relationship with many people. She is very intelligent,honorable,kind,amazing,funny,serious.DO NOT CROSS HER!!!!!!

atena the turtle is amazing just don cross her.

by the new york times 78890 February 5, 2019

Athens of the South AZA #258

Athens of the dirty, disgusting, repulsive, distasteful, offensive, appalling, outrageous, objectionable, immoral, vile, deplorable, abominable South AZA #258 is possible one of the best chapters in the whole International Order of the Aleph Zadik Aleph (AZA).

Located in Nashville, Tennessee, they are named for their beautiful city which often has been called the "Athens of the South" due to their large amount of colleges, schools, and universities and for the Parthenon - the almost exact replica of the ancient Greek temple which stands in Nashville's sister city, Athens, Greece.

These manly men are known throughout their region (Cotton States Region) for their unquestionable brotherhood as well as being the most creative AZA chapter. They are constantly together and doing the same thing - not acting as an exclusive group of people but as a unified body of Alephs who all share a common goal and mindset. They continue to surprise everyone with their antics at Regional Events.
On top of all of this, Athens of the South AZA #258 has a rich history dating back to the 1950's. They have earned many programming and chapter awards, including Chapter of the Year and Most Spirited Chapter.

Other information:

Website: athensaza.org
Mascot: The Bull
Colors: Blue and Gold

Aleph 1: Hey man, what chapter are you in?"
Aleph 2: I'm in Athens of the South AZA #258.
Aleph 1: No way! I love that chapter! You guys are so spirited!
Aleph 2: Thanks! We really appreciate that!

by AthensAZA September 8, 2010

The Punishment of Athena

When a girl (or boy) gives a blowjob to a guy and after he ejaculates she keeps sucking until eventually the male cums for a 2nd time, causing extraordinary discomfort and sensitivity to the penis. If the the giver of the blowjob does this a 3rd time, the recipient can actually take them to court because doing that is illegal.

John: Why is Billy staying home today?
Roger: I heard Sarah gave him The Punishment of Athena.

John: Damn! He should give her a Mexican Avalanche if she did that to him. That's scary.
Roger: We should say a prayer for him.

by PrinceVince August 11, 2017

Athena's Exclamation ; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Athena's Exclamation ; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025