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The aruban baseball team 

"Playing for the aruban baseball team" is a metaphore for aruban dudes that like to fuck white girls. Can be used in order to hide the true topic of conversation. All aspects of baseball can be used to describe certain "bandido" stuff the aruban dude does with white girls. These girls are more often than not blond and dutch.
"Yo tyrone I know you broke up with your girl and all, but the aruban baseball team is glad to have their star player back man"

"Yo deshawn, how is your batting average against the dutch team?"

"Is it true that de'angelo hit a homerun against the dutch team last night?"

"Would you guys say the aruban baseball plays well together as a team or are they more individual players out in the field?"

"Lets go to a nightclub....i mean the stadium!. The dutch team is usually not paying attention, you can steal their bases easily"
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The Aruban Baseball team 

''The aruban baseball team'' is used as a metaphore for aruban dudes fucking white, usually blond, girls. The phrase is typically used when trying to discuss ''bandido'' stuff aruban dudes have been doing with girls, without making it sound too obvious to people listening in or outsiders.
''Tyrone: yo I broke up with my girl man
Me: really? sucks....Welkom back to the Aruban Baseball team tho!''

''yo LaTrelle would you say the aruban baseball team works together as a team or would you say its more of every man for himself type of thing''

''Me: yo shaquille what team does the aruban baseball team play the best against?
Shaquille: I would say the dutch team. I always at least get to third base.''

''yo De'shawn, what would you say your batting average is against the dutch team?''

''Me: why does the aruban baseball team always ''win'' against the dutch team bro?''
Marcus: its simple, we cheat. We have bigger bats and we aggressively steal bases''

''Raheem goes out partying every night, he's a a future aruban baseball team hall of fame'er for sure!''

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026