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The Anaconda 

When you tuck your ballsack inbetween your legs and let your penis hang out in the water. This can only be done in the water.

8 Kicks-
I was in my hottub and gave The Anaconda to Chris.
The Anaconda by xGeTcRuNkx August 21, 2006
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The Anaconda 

The act of Smashing your dick between two cinderblocks and having a girl bite off your dick
My girlfriend used the anaconda last night on me

drain the anaconda 

draining the anaconda is another way of saying that you have to use the bathroom to urinate. you are draining youre bladder through your anaconda. The anaconda is for you to figure out. hopefully only applies to guys.
" Yo, get me another beer real quick."

"Nah man i gotta go drain the anaconda."

"Hey baby im feeling so hot right now... cmon let's go"

Uhhh shit, i have to go drain the anaconda.

*knocking on door*

"ONE SECOND, IM DRAINING THE ANACONDA!!!!"
drain the anaconda by hazmatman January 6, 2008

Tranquilize the Anaconda 

Another nick name for jerking off good to use around family and friends
*At the dinner table* Excuse me I have to Tranquilize the Anaconda

drain the anaconda 

taking a piss
hey Joe, I have to drain the anaconda
drain the anaconda by hugh420 January 18, 2017

anaconda in the honda 

Chamorru ( People From Guam) slang for having hardcore sex in the back of your car ;)
Leche Babe wanna see the Anaconda In The Honda
anaconda in the honda by M@C ZA1 November 12, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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