The 13th Oyster
A slang term for cunnilingus after a successful oyster date. Inspired by oysters’ reputation as an aphrodisiac, their visual resemblance to female genitalia, and the tradition of oysters being served by the dozen.
The first twelve oysters were served on ice. The 13th was warm, wet, and waiting afterward.
She uncrossed her legs, looked him dead in the eyes, and suddenly the 13th oyster was back on the menu.
He swallowed the first twelve oysters whole. The 13th was the one he planned to take his time with.
She uncrossed her legs, looked him dead in the eyes, and suddenly the 13th oyster was back on the menu.
He swallowed the first twelve oysters whole. The 13th was the one he planned to take his time with.
The 13th Oyster by matewithher May 12, 2026
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