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The 12 Axes of the Pseudoscience Spectrum

An ultra-fine-grained model adding dimensions of cognitive style and historical trajectory. Building on the 8 Axes, we add: Axis 9: Empirical-Anecdotal (relies on systematic data vs. stories and testimonials). Axis 10: Parsimonious-Lavish (simple explanations vs. multiplying entities needlessly). Axis 11: Consistent-Contradictory (internally coherent vs. self-contradictory). Axis 12: Cumulative-Erasive (builds on past knowledge vs. constantly starts over). These twelve axes generate 4096 positions. Holocaust denial fails on nearly all axes: anecdotal (cherry-picks), lavish (complex conspiracies), contradictory (can't keep story straight), erasive (ignores overwhelming evidence). The 12 Axes reveal that pseudoscience isn't a binary category but a region in multidimensional space—and some claims are more pseudoscientific than others.
The 12 Axes of the Pseudoscience Spectrum "You want a simple test for pseudoscience? The 12 Axes are the test. Each axis is a question: does it use evidence or anecdotes? Simple explanations or endless excuses? Consistent or contradictory? Cumulative or starting over? Twelve questions, twelve chances to fail. If you're failing most of them, you're not doing science—you're doing something else, and you should admit it."
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church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026