(to be song in a heavy metal mosh way)
I’m going out tonight, to waste another site, I’m laughing in delight
Dark now is the sky, I’m sure your asking why, that I make the janitors cry!
Your house is my next stop, I open up the top, and leave another plop!
Got no time to wipe, I’m rolling with the hype, Ohh man this one’s ripe.
Upper Deck! Upper Deck
LOL It’s a wreck
Upper Deck Upper Deck
Just put the tidy bowl man in check!
One more house to do, I got some more to poo, I’m captain kangaroo
But this aint make believe, no trolleys up my sleeve, your tank is filled as I leave.
Yah it makes a mess, but it alleviates my stress, now gimme your boss’s address
He’ll have a souvenir, as I drink up my last beer, then I disappear.
Upper Deck! Upper Deck
LOL It’s a wreck
Upper Deck Upper Deck
Just put the tidy bowl man in check!
I’m going out tonight, to waste another site, I’m laughing in delight
Dark now is the sky, I’m sure your asking why, that I make the janitors cry!
Your house is my next stop, I open up the top, and leave another plop!
Got no time to wipe, I’m rolling with the hype, Ohh man this one’s ripe.
Upper Deck! Upper Deck
LOL It’s a wreck
Upper Deck Upper Deck
Just put the tidy bowl man in check!
One more house to do, I got some more to poo, I’m captain kangaroo
But this aint make believe, no trolleys up my sleeve, your tank is filled as I leave.
Yah it makes a mess, but it alleviates my stress, now gimme your boss’s address
He’ll have a souvenir, as I drink up my last beer, then I disappear.
Upper Deck! Upper Deck
LOL It’s a wreck
Upper Deck Upper Deck
Just put the tidy bowl man in check!
by Blitzd July 6, 2004
The term coined off the method of putting a rooster in the upper lip so the user does not have to spit.
Freddy 5 Fingers: "Holy shit, your girlfriend is coming over, she'll kill you if she knows you are dipping."
Douchebagel Mcjunkett: "Oh man I don't gotta worry I put it upper deck, it's COVERT."
Douchebagel Mcjunkett: "Oh man I don't gotta worry I put it upper deck, it's COVERT."
by neegslayer6k August 17, 2010
The precise positioning of the penis between a woman's breasts in a stimulating effort to achieve sexual climax.
by Colin January 27, 2004
by Colin January 23, 2004
Where you do a standard Upper Decker (take a dump into the Upper toilet tank), BUT you have disconnected the chain beforehand so that some poor sap has to reach into your poop soup to even flush it.
That bitch pissed me off so bad, I got her back with a full upper decker deluxe so she'd have full shit hands after fixing it.
by Ed Bodine August 25, 2005
This technique is for the most skilled of slaterer's. One must be nimble and quick in order to accomplish this feat. It involves combining the classics "slatering" and the "upper decker." You sit on the top of the toilet in the AC slater position (from saved by the bell) and take a hot steamy dump in the upper deck.
Jorge: Hey man, what's wrong. Why is your face all bruised on your left side?
Carlos: Shit man, I was slatering the upper deck on your can and I fell off.
Jorge: What the hell does that mean man. What's that brown shit on your shirt and pants.
Carlos: Shit.
Jorge: You are f'd man. Why do I hang out with you.
Carlos: Shit man, I was slatering the upper deck on your can and I fell off.
Jorge: What the hell does that mean man. What's that brown shit on your shirt and pants.
Carlos: Shit.
Jorge: You are f'd man. Why do I hang out with you.
by Teratoma69 June 15, 2011