I really like Susan's breast, I know if I was with her I would be batting in the upper deck.
by superman111 May 18, 2012
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The act of throwing open bathroom doors and restroom stalls without warning to make sure the bathroom goer is not in the act of upper decking a toilet.
I'm going to do a round of upper deck checks.

*throw open bathroom door* UPPER DECK CHECK!!
by cocodette October 12, 2011
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When you shit in the tank of a toilet bowl and and take the chain off the hook so the person has to put his/her hand in there to flush, Hence getting there hand covered in shit.
Hey I left and super upper deck in Tom's bathroom.
by Big Johnny boy August 6, 2006
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n. Use of the last flush of an unpressured toilet to remove unpleasant matter.

With most toilets, a reservoir sits above the main bowl. This reservoir fills at the time of the flush, and remains full (barring leaks) until again flushed. This reservoir is commonly referred to as the upper deck.
When it becomes necessary to make a deposit in the tank of the toilet, circumstances do not always allow for proper checking of water pressure. While a sink won't run without water pressure, a toilet will often allow one last flush. Use of this flush to remove an especially unpleasant deposit is reffered to as an upper deck save.
"I took a huge dump before I realized the water was out. Luckily I was the first in, so I got an upper deck save."
by Jordan Mills April 16, 2004
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When a man is taking a shit in the toilet tank while receiving a blowjob from a woman who is shitting into the toilet bowl but reversed and facing the tank.
James Bond went to the Opera and met Bridget Jones, they proceeded to the rest room where they engaged in an Upper Deck Grumpy Blumpkin.
by MeatBagTaco March 19, 2009
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Taking a crap in the tank part of a toilet
I hit one to the upper deck, whoever flushes next is in for a real surprise
by gdollar January 3, 2004
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