Toileteer

A person who has an intimate relationship with their toilet. The Lutfiye breed of toileteers often cannot think of anything but their toilets. Toileteers spend long hours sitting on their toilet, while eating peaches, sending text messages, or browsing through some otherwise useless reading materials. A true toileteer often dreams of running through green pastures with their toilet by their side.
See also: toilet texting, toilet noob, toilet gamer, toilet emo, lutfiye toilet epiphany

My dingus nemesis is a real toileteer!

by America's Angel November 12, 2010

toilet

something you flush things down.

Who smoked my toilet?

by bread infection January 2, 2006

toilet

device for pooing and peeing in.
Really useful if you have to go SO BAAAD.

no example needed for TOILET

by u2dvdbono September 7, 2010

Toilet

pissnpoop in it

Im poopin on the Toilet!

by dahdhfhzdhs October 21, 2021

Toilet

A place of wonder, where magic happens, until you are done and leave the restroom.

I blew up the toilet, don't go in there for a week.

by BigBadBulldog April 17, 2019

Toilet

toilet

poop in the toilet

by appointment March 10, 2018

toilet

Device that you use to catch your brown shitty or yellow cum. When you're done you wipe that ass using some toilet paper. The public ones smell fucking disgusting so don't use them. You can also masturbate on these things which is nice. In Japan the toilets are a whole fucking water show.

imma take a shit on the toilet

by coemspro🤑 June 13, 2023