A blue skined zombie controlling mother fucker from the show Z-nation.
Dont get bit by the Murphy or he will control you!
by PiePizzaPringles July 13, 2018
This word is derived from Murphy's Law (Whatever can go wrong will go wrong). If you are ever caught in a situation where nothing is going your way and this situation get exponential worse over time and there's nothing you can do about it because your girlfriends parents found out you've had sexual relations with their daughter and she found out she's pregnant and your failing school and then your kicked out of the chess club and your dad finds your stash of weed and you crash your dads car and your pet fish fluffy dies all in one day, etc...

The time component of this word is very important. All bad events that occur must happen within 24-48 hours from the first misfortune...unless you really get murphied and the time component is prolonged x hours.
Dude, i got murphied.
by Mahday March 24, 2008
When a person's underwear/undergarments is stuck in between their butt cheeks. Basically a wedgie.
Samantha had a Murphy after swimming a lap in the pool.
by BitchyGoose April 25, 2019
The best guy you will ever meet. A Murphy is often overlooked. But simply put, he is a king among men. He will gladly give you the shirt off his back and ask for nothing in return. He is a lover and not a fighter. He'll defend what is right and your honor. A kindred spirit. Ridiculously good looking. Kind hearted. Hard working.
I'm lucky to have a Murphy as a co-worker.
by Djlover November 12, 2013
The perfect name for a giraffe
Murphy can jump over hurtles
by The Hink February 9, 2017
Murphys Irish Stout. Chewey and rich. Damn good beer!!!
I picked up a couple Murpheys pints for tonite.
by Pahylah August 14, 2005
A camel toe variant when the thong gets wedged into the vagina and the vagina begins to slowly consume the underwear.
Fuck, I'm having a murphy right now.
by NoodleGuppy October 3, 2011