mom mom taught me to always call my waiters by their first name, because it shows that you respect them
by mmbff May 17, 2010
by jdoggydog July 23, 2003
One who gives birth to you and has to care and nurture your stupid ass until you are 18 or 40.You will never know.
The most used comeback.
The most used comeback.
Dave: Hey, what are you doing this summer, Jeff?
Jeff: Your mom *laughs like a dumbass*.
Dave: Idiot...
Jeff: Your mom *laughs like a dumbass*.
Dave: Idiot...
by Es34 May 7, 2008
1. The hardest and lowest paid, but most rewarding job in the world.
2. A intimate, familiar, and loving name to be called (by your kids).
2. A intimate, familiar, and loving name to be called (by your kids).
1. Of course I work, I'm a mom! And I have another job, too!
2. When you go through these hateful phases, I just remember the first time you called me "Mom", and it doesn't hurt so bad.
2. When you go through these hateful phases, I just remember the first time you called me "Mom", and it doesn't hurt so bad.
by radiofox June 24, 2005
The Best person ever. She is always caring for others and not being selfish . She never stops being a resource of comfort and emits a glow of love . Anybody would be extremely lucky to have her as a mom .
by TheCandleDealer51 May 13, 2019
"I was talking on the phone with my moms."
by Mary L August 4, 2005