Thanos

The one idiot who spends his money making a golden gauntlet and achieve "world peace." And somehow doesn't die from a big slice in the chest.

Thanos:You should have gone for the head. *snaps* *teleports away*
Thor: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

by Marvel Fan 101 October 21, 2020

Thanos

A giant prune wondering around space with a shiny styrofoam glove and gay rocks.

Thanos has a nice rock collection

by Sonnerie July 22, 2019

thanos

a guy looking for some shiny stuff to kill 50% of all bacteria

thanos made worldpanics by killing 50%of all life

by dessnom May 31, 2019

Thanos

An evil raisin that is trying to collect some rainbow colored stones to wipe out half the universe

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH THANOS IS COMING RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MOTHEG June 3, 2019

Thanos

Jenny Yang

Where is Thanos?!
I don’t know probably at Cheam

by Jenny Yang September 2, 2019

Thanos

A prune that tried to put on makeup an just make himself more like a prune the real reason why he wants to make the universe 50% off is beacase there will be less people to make fun of him. And also less people to make fun of his shiny rock collection an his historical oven mitt. And has back problems because he sits on a $5 throne that is made up out of rocks.

Boy: Ha Ha you have a prune for a head

SNAP
Woman: how dare you snap my son out of existence

SPANNING SOUND

Thanos: AHHH

by TheBloodyLegend123 May 8, 2020

Thanos

single dad tries to solve world with his rock collection

Thanos: "Should've gone for the head"

by cowboyjim February 7, 2020