When you order a “Hot ‘n’ Ready” (like Little Caesar’s) date from an online dating service, and they ghost you or stand you up.
All Bobo got from Little Teaser’s last night was blue balls.
by HumaneAnimal April 21, 2018
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One who engages in anal gratification, a chutney ferret, uphill gardener etc. The tapeworm teaser being one who undertakes to invade the natural home of the gut tapeworm, disturbing its previously dark, dank, and tranquil home.
Oh him, yes he is a tapeworm teaser
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When you have the urge to have a bowel movement, but when you go to the toilet you can’t go.
I went to the bathroom and experienced a teaser shit!
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The Brain Teasers make your brain funny "Moonlight nigga why you trippen get your moonlight yuh"
I love Brain Teasers.
by SSSyourdad March 25, 2022
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The act of sexually teasing your partner while you are sleeping.
"He's such a sleep teaser! He woke me up and then we didn't even finish."
by Zebra Cakez April 1, 2016
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A sensored nude. Showing no skin but still gives sexual pleasing
Can i have a sexual teaser instead of a nude? Not like a movie teaser os anything
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A Sherbert Teaser: the act of rubbing ones nipple(s) tip to tip with an ice cream cone (filled with ice cream) on one or two cone(s) / nipple(s) while receiving oral sex.
"I got sherbert teased last night yo we need more ice cream"
"Sherbert teaser always leaves you to sticky for sex"
by Dasmiboost November 21, 2019
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