teaser shit 

When you have the urge to have a bowel movement, but when you go to the toilet you can’t go.

I went to the bathroom and experienced a teaser shit!

teaser shit by Hitman5652 October 23, 2017

shit tease

When you have the urge to take a shit and when you sit down on the toilet seat expecting a massive deposit you execute nothing but gas.

steve - i need to take a dump, this car ride is going to take 2 hours.
(runs to the public bathroom comes out after 2 minutes)
chris - that was quick
steve - yeh it was only a shit tease (very disappointed)

shit tease by thecatan August 5, 2012

Shit-tease 

What your dog is being when he circles around a few times, sniffs the ground, circles again, arches his back, then walks away without shitting.

Give me that poop, you little shit-tease, it’s cold and raining!

Shit-tease by dogs_be_poopin November 1, 2018