bar tar

The mysterious black, grody, substance that appears on skin and clothing after a good night at the bars. You could be out for 3 minutes or hours on end, but you'll end up with bar tar no matter what. Hails from Athens, GA.

Darline: "Where did this black stuff come from all over my flip flops and feet?"
Bonnie: "Darline, don't you know, that's BAR TAR."

Stephen: "Why do I have BAR TAR all over my green pants? I was only at the bars for 20 minutes. Someone would think I was waaaaasted if they saw these."

by Ahjiggity jig jig December 12, 2006

Tar Bucket

That gooey condition of the asshole caused by a pastey turd. Despite a valiant effort, you just can't wipe that ass completely clean and itch to the remnants most of the day.

I'm all itchy down there braaaaahhh. Had the tacky turd today and got a tar bucket going on.

Those chicken wings gave me tar bucket.

There's not enough toilet paper in the house to remedy this tar bucket.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

Tar Finger

When your finger accidently slips through the wad of toilet paper after a particularly moist, wet deuce drop.

Despite his effort to the contrary, Frank's finger slipped through the wad of toilet paper mid-wipe and left him with a tar finger until he could finish and wash off.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

5$TAR

Someone who is a fan of the streamer known as Plaqueboymax

that guy is watching Plaqueboymax, he must be 5$TAR

by BigPenisBlackMan July 28, 2022

tar cunt

A vagina's state after a week's worth of flow.

My girl's tar cunt was so nasty, it was leaking molasses all over my dick

by Sidnaynmelinduh November 16, 2010

Jackie Tar

People of french-indian descent. Coined in Newfoundland, they hail from the Port-aux-Port Peninsula, Stephenville Crossing, and vicinity. They speak with a vague french-english accent but cannot speak a word of french to save their lives.

Ralph: "He's from the zing"
Joe: "Oh really?"
Ralph" "yup, he's a jackie tar"

by you at?? December 11, 2010

tar hose

A long, heavy black hose made from a tarry rubber substance. A black man's penis is sometimes compared to a tar hose.

"My father wants to kill my boyfriend, but he can't keep his tar hose away from me."

by king of graphics January 12, 2007