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Tar Finger

When your finger accidently slips through the wad of toilet paper after a particularly moist, wet deuce drop.
Despite his effort to the contrary, Frank's finger slipped through the wad of toilet paper mid-wipe and left him with a tar finger until he could finish and wash off.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016
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tardfingers

A temporary ailment, resulting in typing much like that of people who shit on their keyboards and choke on their pants.
"That guy is pretty gunny."
"Wow... You've got tardfingers today. You can't type for shit."
by gide0n May 20, 2009
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